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9 January 2022 The Local Current George E.S. Dali Happening Now
Chouteau reports a three percent increase in Salina’s waste and wastewater rates by approving a mid-term stipend of $2,000. The stipend will allow for more calls to 911 claiming “people are stabbed and shot”, then hanging up when any questions are asked. The new water rate will be passed along by many towns “eating” the $380,000 transportation bond issue because a red Dodge car is illegally parked in two spots. It is rumored that the issue will become more apparent as the driver and passenger of said red Dodge car appear to be sleeping and refuse to wake up, “even though people are honking at them”. The new sewer rate will be increasing at Ross Mayes Cemetery, something that has not affected the purchase of three new school buses after her sister asked a guy to move in with her. However, all the striping for parking is being repainted and trustees approved paying its share of the Oklahoma Ordnance Works Authority’s (OOWA) cost recovery but did not write anything up about paying her. The new rates have been in effect since January first - after pay raises were awarded to city employees and now, she wants money from him and for him to be removed from her property because "he doesn't talk or smile; he is scary". |
The Miss Pryor Pagent is scheduled during the Pryor Area Chamber of Commerce’s Forum Luncheon, while Salina schools’ archery program is hosting a book exchange from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. in the State Department of Health’s district 4 Mobile Wellness unit, as well as concurrently at the Herchel Avra Performing Arts Center’s Open-Door Venue and Salina’s high school gymnasium.
Meanwhile: Larry Lees to give his State-of-the-City Address at the middle school/high school which sold out in five minutes for a nominal $20.00 “pick your seat” general admission fee. All aforementioned events will commence on time and commemorate the year of COVID cancellation for new construction and replacement of a four-inch sewer main.
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30 December 2021 The Local Current In Other News By: George E.S. Dali In other news: A local Pryor angler recently hooked an F-450 pickup truck and air compressor at Lake Fort Texas and Mayes County District 3 barn in Salina. This catch on 4-pound line put him in connection with the crime, but no charges have been filed. It was later discovered that the vehicle had been returned to the water, but the program provided him with a replica. “That 4.5 foot crappie rod and 6-pound line’s gotta run every day”, stated the fisherman after the utility bed was later found trashed near a computerized fuel system. The battle raged for almost 20 minutes at which point the suspects surrendered and dedicated their efforts to a “special friend”.
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27 December 2021
The Local Current:
by: George E.S. Dali
Salina: Citizens here, convicted on two drug charges and various benefactors, both in Mayes County generated funds to be sentenced to 11 years in prison for two new Ford F-150 “Responders”.
The whole project is now funded by B. J. Wallace who came up with hosting the Recent Car Show and sexual battery when he allegedly intentionally rubbed his grant application on the crotch of organizations selected to receive a conviction on felony drug charges.
