30 December 2021

The Local Current

In Other News

By: George E.S. Dali

In other news: A local Pryor angler recently hooked an F-450 pickup truck and air compressor at Lake Fort Texas and Mayes County District 3 barn in Salina. This catch on 4-pound line put him in connection with the crime, but no charges have been filed. It was later discovered that the vehicle had been returned to the water, but the program provided him with a replica.

“That 4.5 foot crappie rod and 6-pound line’s gotta run every day”, stated the fisherman after the utility bed was later found trashed near a computerized fuel system. The battle raged for almost 20 minutes at which point the suspects surrendered and dedicated their efforts to a “special friend”.